Asked by Ms. Slimderella:
I am so fed up with men whose first question is about body size. My profile has a current photo so what’s the hurry? What happened to a few conversations or email connections before you weigh-in?
Nurse Heartburn totally agrees with your disgust. You have several choices here.
A Politically Correct (PC) response might be “Same size as my HS graduation.”
A generic answer could be “Would you like to be my guest at the gym?”
A snarky comment would be “Funny you should ask. I wondered the same about you?
Happy dating and relating.